I Feel Completely Unstoppable

You read it right: For the first time in my life I feel completely unstoppable. I have felt better today for the entire day than I've felt any day in the past five years. It's all right here in the palm of my hand. I am the richest man alive, the most healthy, the most happy, the most fulfilled, and the list goes on and on. I know most of you think I'm full of shit, but this is how I really feel. I am happy to be alive and I feel like running a marathon. Well, maybe a 20 mile bike ride. Anyway, I feel great and I want the whole world to know!